text= This is my lame message until I think of a cool one. 
<i>"The only problem with being better than everyone else, is they tend to think you are pretentious"</i>
<i>"Avoid the Gates of Hell, Use Linux!"</i>
<i>"You can't spell failure without U R A"</i>
<i>"Every dark cloud has a sliver lining, but lightning kills hundreds of people each year who try to find it"</i>

Most quotes come from <A HREF='http://www.despair.com/'>Despair Inc.</a>